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#1 SpaceDyeVest

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 17:42

Well what can I say, I aim to please? Requested here

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We need some flame poetry, OMG FLAME POETRY PLX?

Oh baby your flame is so hot
Keep on going, that all you got?
Your flames make me keep wanting more
Anything less than burning is quite a bore
So next time you are flaming send them my way
And we'll keep being sizzling hot, all night and day

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Edited by SpaceDyeVest, 04 December 2009 - 17:46.

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Keep your mind open, and while you're at it, keep your legs open.
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#2 Ellipsis

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 18:22

Oh Dustin that was a great burn,
But now it's my turn.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fire is hot,
and so are you.
I am a survivor of a Batt-Attack.

#3 SpaceDyeVest

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 18:24

Oh baby just like a bunch of stinky bird turds
Hope you keep dropping them flattering words!

Oh come on baby keep giving me more
What can I say I'm a compliment whore!
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Keep your mind open, and while you're at it, keep your legs open.
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#4 Ellipsis

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 18:29

I hope you know that I will,
Horrible, happy poetry is my skill,

For if poetry would be sad,
That would be way too rad,

BUT WE'RE DUSTIN AND SONNY, WE'RE THE OPPOSITE!
I am a survivor of a Batt-Attack.

#5 SpaceDyeVest

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 18:32

Why should our poems make people feel crappy?
When instead we can create art which is happy!

For the only poems I know how to write
Are ones that make me as high as a kite!

Edited by SpaceDyeVest, 04 December 2009 - 18:32.

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Sereptilia: lol

Keep your mind open, and while you're at it, keep your legs open.
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#6 Ellipsis

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 18:38

I feel quite the same,
Pathetic and peppy rhymes are my game.

HAIKU TIME!

A happy poem,
Feels better than emo crap,
Happy is healthy.
I am a survivor of a Batt-Attack.

#7 SpaceDyeVest

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 18:43

But if Happy is Healthy
And Healthy is Happy
Why is my belly oh so flappy?!

One time I made a rhyme that was so big
It even made Gary Coleman put on a wig!

Edited by SpaceDyeVest, 04 December 2009 - 18:43.

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Sereptilia: I'd probably rather hook up with a bi chicken
Sereptilia: lol

Keep your mind open, and while you're at it, keep your legs open.
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#8 Emily

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 22:11

Brb punching babies.
I used to think I would be someone, but then I realized I would never be anything. When you look around and no one is there, it really shows you who you are. ~Em.
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#9 Eprisliate

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 23:06

That's hot, yo.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 16:21

View PostEmily, on Dec 4 2009, 12:11, said:

Brb punching babies.
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#11 Ellipsis

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 07:06

My emo poetry was hot steamy magic.
I am a survivor of a Batt-Attack.

#12 Fear

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 11:22

I think I died on the inside. Then again...
Would I be considered a liar if I lied to myself? Would I be considered insane if I believed my own lies? I'd rather be insane than miserable.. Too bad I'm just insanely miserable at best.

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 13:11

My name is jason, I live in a basin.
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#14 Ellipsis

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 20:25

My name is Sonny, I'm not very funny.
I am a survivor of a Batt-Attack.

#15 Nuck Chorris

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 03:43

My name is Nuck and i like to ****.
Ever seen the inside of a dead hooker? Cuz i have..... not pretty.

#16 Ellipsis

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 06:32

My name is Chorris and my wife is Boris.
I am a survivor of a Batt-Attack.

#17 SpaceDyeVest

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 09:25

My name is Dustin, I'm good at thrustin, and my ass is quite bustin so feeling me up is a mustin!
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Sereptilia: I'd probably rather hook up with a bi chicken
Sereptilia: lol

Keep your mind open, and while you're at it, keep your legs open.
-Sonny

#18 Nuck Chorris

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 13:15

My name is Sonny and i choke for money.
Ever seen the inside of a dead hooker? Cuz i have..... not pretty.

#19 FknEddie

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 15:18

YOUR ART SUCKS

Edited by Edd, 26 February 2010 - 15:18.

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 21:34

I dub this "Fire Mage"

Charring my soul from the inside out,
Hot molten lava is inside me, I can't help but shout.
Everything you say, makes me burn with rage.
Though that's because I hate you. You and your Fire Mage.

Ragnaros is who we met,
My heart, piled upon with shet.
You betrayed us all. Your raidmates and I.
You led us to believe you were a pretty cool guy.

You let the mobs fry us, with relative ease.
You even let Taji die. The online hotty of relative tease.
You laughed in your microphone, calling us fags and noobs.
When you're the one who has not graspeth a set of boobs.

Afterwards after melting my heart.
You fled to a distant land, named Bismarck.
You stole my Cloudsong. And proved a liar.
Then you let me rot, in flames and fire.

If I see you again, Bones for life.
Cause instead of a Cloudsong, I wield a s****y little knife.
You've ruined my gameplay, and now I am done.
This 50 dollar game, 30 dollar pair of expansions, and 15 dollar monthly fee is not worth the fun.

I guess I'll play a different game, maybe hang with the Xbox crew,
Playing a multitude of FPS games, like Grenade of Grenade 4: Grenade Grenade 2,
I'm having fun with new clan mates, 50 prestige in a week.
And once more do I burn with rage, you ****ing little Deek.

I matchmake, you follow.
My soul, feels hollow.
Because as soon as the game begins.
RPG to the ground, around your teammates, without any care of sin.

Will my struggle ever end?
Will my complaint to Microsoft ever send?
Will you please stop messing with me, I've had enough, I'm through.
I just want to play some games. Maybe get a Care package or two.

Maybe it's a curse, to always be burning with rage.
Over some punk on the internet, and his god damn fire mage.
Always need-rolling and teamkilling, never letting up.
And acting as if nothing happened by saying "hey bros, 'sup?"

One day I'll get you, I swear I will.
I'll shove a cockatoo in your mouth, everything plus the quill.
Because every message you send me, makes my anger grow fast.
Every message being "LOLOLOLOLO", Same as the first, the second, and the last.




Funny enough, I've only played WoW up 'till level 30.

Edited by PointBlank, 26 February 2010 - 23:30.

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 22:00

That's hotter than Megan Fox in fishnets.
I am a survivor of a Batt-Attack.

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 22:50

View PostSpaceDyeVest, on Feb 26 2010, 10:25, said:

My name is Dustin, I'm good at thrustin, and my ass is quite bustin so feeling me up is a mustin!
You do realise how gay this sounds, right?
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#23 SpaceDyeVest

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 05:08

Lmao, I do ;)

And wow Jared, that was an amazing poem. That is like the story of my GB days.
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Posted 19 June 2013 - 15:56

This kind of stuff made my life so much better. I think about you every time I hear a song by Dream Theater.. and when I eat taco bell... and when someone sings silly songs that make almost no sense or rhyme horrible. I miss you terribly, Dustin.
Samantha ~And~ Liam




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