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Winston Churchill

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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Suzy

Banana glancer!
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Jasper (Rupert)

Unfortunately, life's like that. Buses come along in threes and often so does shit.
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Lucifer

As I'm always working hard for the branch I try to get everyone to post, socialize, and play together as well as get their bank info and credit info.
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Stephen Sondheim

I have the heart of a child, its in the basement next to the typewriter.
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George Carlin

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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George Carlin

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Mitch Hedberg

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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Mitch Hedberg

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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Mitch Hedberg

Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
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Winston Churchill

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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Carl Jung

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Carl Jung

Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
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Leonhard Euler

Madam, I have come from a country where people are hanged if they talk.
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Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Mark Twain

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
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